Filed Under “Things I Didn’t Know”

Game 4: Lowell scores in the 5th, originally uploaded by guano.

Item #1: Mike Lowell’s wife’s name is “Bertica.” For serious. See the quote here. Wikipedia confirms, which is important as it’s Cafardo.

Far be it from me to poke fun at either member of the happy couple: I have nothing but respect for Mr. Lowell - as a player (though I agree with ZIPS that he’s in line for a substantial downward correction) and person - and I’m quite sure the the Mrs. is no less deserving.

It’s just that I’ve never heard of anyone - real, fictional, or imagined - saddled with a name like Bertica. Honestly, if I had to pick between being a boy named Sue or a girl named Bertica, I’d pick Sue seven days a week and twice on Sunday. I might even pick Trinka - as in former Sox wife-or-girlfriend Trinka Lowe - over Bertica, though that’s a tough call.

Anyway, all due credit to her for surviving the unfortunate appellation.

P.S. Thanks to Flickr user guano (no, not joking, and yes I appreciate the irony) for the Creative Commons licensed shot.